news The Week’s top Headlines Friday July 26 alisa July 26, 2024 4 min read Hi tiatira com | Log in Table of Contents {* The Week's top Headlines *}How to maintain code for a century: Just add RustAngry admins share the CrowdStrike outage experienceFacebook prank sent techie straight to Excel hellBOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safeEU gave CrowdStrike the keys to the Windows kernel, claims MicrosoftCrowdStrike fiasco highlights growing Sino-Russian tech independenceSchool gets an F for using facial recognition on kids in canteenSam Altman's basic income experiment finds that money can indeed buy happinessHow did a CrowdStrike file crash millions of Windows computers? We take a closer look at the codeForget security – Google's reCAPTCHA v2 is exploiting users for profitCrowdStrike blames a test software bug for that giant global mess it madeMusk deflects sluggish Tesla car sales with Optimus optimismAI models face collapse if they overdose on their own outputThe months and days before and after CrowdStrike's fatal FridayHow a cheap barcode scanner helped fix CrowdStrike'd Windows PCs in a flashKaspersky says Uncle Sam snubbed proposal to open up its code for third-party reviewApple Maps escapes orchard into web browser wildsCrowdStrike update blunder may cost world billions – and insurance ain't covering it allStudy shock! AI hinders productivity and makes working worseCustomer bricked a phone – and threatened to brick techie's face with itWHITEPAPERSSimplify Your Move to Cloud-Based DNS3 Challenges of Securing and Connecting Application ServicesAPI Security Solution Evaluation GuideThe Eight Components Of API SecurityFuture Of Restaurants {* The Week's top Headlines *} 26 July 2024 How to maintain code for a century: Just add Rust Proprietary code goes unpublished – but no FOSS package ever dies 98 Comments Angry admins share the CrowdStrike outage experience CrowdStrike? More like ClownStrike! Amirite? 266 Comments Facebook prank sent techie straight to Excel hell When someone kicks a chair across the room out of fear they'll be fired it's stopped being funny 119 Comments BOFH: Well, we did tell you to keep the BitLocker keys safe All this overtime will surely fund a 'recovery workshops' tour of Belgium 26 Comments EU gave CrowdStrike the keys to the Windows kernel, claims Microsoft Was a 2009 agreement on interoperability to blame? 218 Comments CrowdStrike fiasco highlights growing Sino-Russian tech independence China is playing a long game, which could pay off on an enormous scale 55 Comments School gets an F for using facial recognition on kids in canteen Watchdog reprimand follows similar cases in 2021 70 Comments Sam Altman's basic income experiment finds that money can indeed buy happiness But not necessarily health 96 Comments How did a CrowdStrike file crash millions of Windows computers? We take a closer look at the code Maybe next time some staged rollouts? A bit of QA too? 118 Comments Forget security – Google's reCAPTCHA v2 is exploiting users for profit Web puzzles don't protect against bots, but humans have spent 819 million unpaid hours solving them 68 Comments CrowdStrike blames a test software bug for that giant global mess it made Something called 'Content Validator' did not validate the content, and the rest is history 152 Comments Musk deflects sluggish Tesla car sales with Optimus optimism Claims 'everyone on Earth is going to want one' 78 Comments AI models face collapse if they overdose on their own output Recursive training leads to nonsense, study finds 103 Comments The months and days before and after CrowdStrike's fatal Friday 'In the short term, they're going to have to do a lot of groveling' 43 Comments How a cheap barcode scanner helped fix CrowdStrike'd Windows PCs in a flash This one weird trick saved countless hours and stress – no, really 78 Comments Kaspersky says Uncle Sam snubbed proposal to open up its code for third-party review Those national security threat claims? 'No evidence,' VP tells The Reg 38 Comments Apple Maps escapes orchard into web browser wilds Chrome and Edge on Windows can now join the fun 23 Comments CrowdStrike update blunder may cost world billions – and insurance ain't covering it all We offer this formula instead: RND(100.0)*(10^9) 24 Comments Study shock! AI hinders productivity and makes working worse Management drank the Kool Aid but staff can't cope with new demands 23 Comments Customer bricked a phone – and threatened to brick techie's face with it There's a difference between a warranty and insurance. In this story the latter could fight back 36 Comments WHITEPAPERS Simplify Your Move to Cloud-Based DNS Solution Overview 3 Challenges of Securing and Connecting Application Services Why traditional architectures fail — and how a connectivity cloud can help API Security Solution Evaluation Guide Report The Eight Components Of API Security Address Each Component To Build A Holistic API Security Program Future Of Restaurants Whitepaper This email was sent to gjjtuyu768@gmail.com You can update your preferences or unsubscribe Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2024 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy Chat read-only to anonymous users. Chat with Anyone and Anywhere. Only registered users are allowed to send messages. 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