Going into the category of "things I will never splurge on in my life on this Earth" will be a single VIP ticket for this Saturday's LSU game as they host Alabama. Average ticket prices for this game in the upper upper upper section are $160ish give or take a few dollars through Stubhub.com. However, me being the crazy one decided to go and find the most expensive seats in the house and just see what I could get with my entire month's salary here at the radio station.
Section 565, Row 1 is the "Upper-Level Club" according to StubHub. With your purchase, you get an actual VIP pass, access to the VIP Lounge, private VIP bar access, unlimited food, unlimited soft drinks, and an unrestricted view of the field. I actually found a cool 3D rendering of Tiger Stadium on seats3d.com and was able to pull up the view of your $1800 seats. It's tempting, but I think I would rather pay rent and buy groceries instead.
In case you were wondering like I was, those same seats for the UAB Blazers in November drop in price to $540 each. I realize the game isn't as cool, but that's a heck of a price jump!