By Jo Abi|
Chelsea Hander has taken aim at Prince Harry's anatomy during her speech at the Critic's Choice Awards.
During her opening monologue, Handler, 47, referenced the royal's best-selling memoir Spare.
"Niecy Nash-Betts is nominated for Dahmer. Dahmer became the third-highest-viewed show on Netflix, with a combined watch time of 1 billion hours," the comedian said, before adding: "Which, apparently, is the same amount of time we're going to have to listen to Prince Harry talk about his frostbitten penis. Enough already."
Watch the video above.
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Harry, 38, revealed in the book he suffered from a frostbitten penis during a charity trip to the North Pole and was still enduring symptoms while serving as best man at brother Prince William's wedding in 2011.
He shared that in the course of trying to distract William from his understandable nerves, he "regaled the company with tales of the North Pole."
"Pa was very interested, and sympathetic about the discomfort of my frostnipped ears and cheeks, and it was an effort not to overshare and tell him also about my equally tender penis," he wrote.
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"Upon arriving home I'd been horrified to discover that my nether regions were frostnipped as well, and while the ears and cheeks were already healing, the todger wasn't."
He confessed it was "becoming more of an issue by the day."
By the time of Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding on April 29, Harry's tender appendage had been written about "extensively" in the press.
"There were countless stories in books and papers (even The New York Times) about Willy and me not being circumcised," Harry explained.
"Mummy had forbidden it, they all said, and while it's absolutely true that the chance of getting penile frostbite is much greater if you're not circumcised, all the stories were false. I was snipped as a baby."
It was Elizabeth Arden ointment that ultimately provided some relief.
"My penis was oscillating between extremely sensitive and borderline traumatised," he wrote, adding that a friend urged him to try the ointment.
"'My mum used that on her lips. You want me to put that on my todger?'" Harry recalled asking his pal, to which they responded: "'It works, Harry. Trust me.'"
Elizabeth Arden posted a cheeky tweet on Monday touting its products as "extremely helpful during the colder months."
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"You've heard all the buzz about plumping Hyaluronic Acid, but did you know it's extremely helpful during the colder months?" the tweet read.
"The trick is to apply it to damp skin—HA pulls the moisture from the environment into the skin.
They included a link to purchase the product online.
Prince Harry's memoir set a record for single-day sales by selling 1.4 million copies in just 24 hours upon its release, according to publisher Penguin Random House.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex were reportedly paid £36.8 million (approx. $60 million) for a three-title deal, starting with a nearly £18.4 million (approx. $40 million) advance.
Harry is understood to be donating part of the proceeds from the book to two British charities.
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