news The Week’s top Headlines Friday December 22 alisa December 22, 2023 4 min read Hi tiatira com | Log in Table of Contents {* The Week's top Headlines *}BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is requiredProgrammable or 'purpose-bound' money is coming, probably as a feature in central bank digital currenciesBricking it: Do you actually own anything digital?CLIs are simply wizard at character building. Let’s not keep them to ourselvesEngland's village green hydrogen dream in tattersShame about those wildfires. We'll just let the fossil fuel giants off the hook, then?PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline hereGoogle Groups ditches links to Usenet, the OG social networkDoom is 30, and so is Windows NT. How far we haven't comeEU launches investigation into X under Digital Services ActWomen in IT are on a 283-year march to parity, BCS warnsBiden urged to do something about Europe 'unfairly' targeting American techUK officials caught napping ahead of 2G and 3G doomsdayAsahi's Fedora remix dazzles and baffles on Apple SiliconArtificial intelligence is a liabilityEurope classifies three adult sites as worthy of its toughest internet regulations'The computer was sitting in a puddle of mud, with water up to the motherboard'Lapsus$ teen sentenced to indefinite detention in hospital after Nvidia, GTA cyberattacksChina bans export of rare earth processing kitSuperuser mostly helped IT, until a BSOD saw him invent a farcical fixWHITEPAPERSAI, Today | A Survey Report From Dataiku + DatabricksThe innovative potential of XDRThe Mainstreaming of Cloud-native Apps and MethodologiesWAAP buying guide: End-to-end protection for Apps, APIs, and infrastructureWAAP buying guide: End-to-end protection for Apps, APIs, and infrastructure {* The Week's top Headlines *} 22 December 2023 BOFH: The Christmas party was so good, an independent inquiry is required So … time for round 2? 29 Comments Programmable or 'purpose-bound' money is coming, probably as a feature in central bank digital currencies Governments may dictate where or when you use it, but it's not a gift card 46 Comments Bricking it: Do you actually own anything digital? From ebooks, to videos and software, the answer is increasingly no 4 Comments CLIs are simply wizard at character building. Let’s not keep them to ourselves The magic that defied the iron will of Steve Jobs has a lot more to offer 145 Comments England's village green hydrogen dream in tatters Another Johnson era fantasy fails to survive its encounter with science, engineering and economics 219 Comments Shame about those wildfires. We'll just let the fossil fuel giants off the hook, then? As world heads into 2024, scientists are asked: When will Big Oil face the heat? 194 Comments PLACEHOLDER ONLY Someone please write witty headline here Some jokes don't deserve an audience 115 Comments Google Groups ditches links to Usenet, the OG social network The online communities that arguably fuelled the search giant’s dominance have become too nasty to bother with 98 Comments Doom is 30, and so is Windows NT. How far we haven't come The difference between 1983 and 1993 is vast. Since then, not so much 218 Comments EU launches investigation into X under Digital Services Act Musk-owned platform first to face freshly minted rules 77 Comments Women in IT are on a 283-year march to parity, BCS warns Chartered institute highlights lack of progress in tech role equality 73 Comments Biden urged to do something about Europe 'unfairly' targeting American tech 5 out of 6 'gatekeepers' are US-based so regulators across pond are just being mean to us, say lawmakers 97 Comments UK officials caught napping ahead of 2G and 3G doomsday Parking meters and trash collection face disruption as networks switch off 77 Comments Asahi's Fedora remix dazzles and baffles on Apple Silicon Take an M1 or M2-powered Mac and turn it into a fast ARM64 PC, if that's what you fancy 35 Comments Artificial intelligence is a liability Automating people out of business processes will not go well at all, mark our words 44 Comments Europe classifies three adult sites as worthy of its toughest internet regulations Very Large Online Platform status means NSFW sites must clean up their acts 51 Comments 'The computer was sitting in a puddle of mud, with water up to the motherboard' We asked you to share the dirtiest places you've been asked to work. Here are some of your filthy answers 44 Comments Lapsus$ teen sentenced to indefinite detention in hospital after Nvidia, GTA cyberattacks Arion Kurtaj will remain hospitalized until a mental health tribunal says he can leave 17 Comments China bans export of rare earth processing kit Beijing also wants its human gene-editing kit – and LiDAR– to stay at home 19 Comments Superuser mostly helped IT, until a BSOD saw him invent a farcical fix It was only a matter of time until enthusiasm alone wasn't enough 12 Comments WHITEPAPERS AI, Today | A Survey Report From Dataiku + Databricks Insights From Senior AI Professionals Worldwide The innovative potential of XDR XDR: Extended Detection and Response The Mainstreaming of Cloud-native Apps and Methodologies Whitepaper WAAP buying guide: End-to-end protection for Apps, APIs, and infrastructure Ebook WAAP buying guide: End-to-end protection for Apps, APIs, and infrastructure Ebook This email was sent to gjjtuyu768@gmail.com You can update your preferences or unsubscribe Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2023 Situation Publishing. 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