news The Week’s top Headlines Friday May 12 alisa May 12, 2023 4 min read Hi tiatira com | Log in Table of Contents {* The Week's top Headlines *}Owner of 'magic spreadsheet' tried to stay in the Lotus position until forced to ExcelBrexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration techThe world of work is broken and it's Microsoft's faultBOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonusUbuntu 23.04 welcomes three more flavors, but hamburger menus leave a bad tasteDell reneges on remote work promise, tells staff to wear pants at least 3 days a weekEU-US Privacy Framework could make life easier for a data biz, if it survivesMicrosoft can't stop injecting Copilot AI into every corner of its app empireIndia calls for all mobile phones to include FM radiosYouTube's 'Ad blockers not allowed' pop-up scares the bejesus out of netizensThe Hubble Space Telescope is sinking! Two startups want to save it for freeOpen source AI makes modern PCs relevant, and subscriptions seem shabbyActivists gatecrash Capita's AGM to protest GPS tracking contractEU's Cyber Resilience Act contains a poison pill for open source developersMicrosoft puts the freeze on employee salaries, CEO pay still as hot as everAlien rock causes cosmic disturbance in New Jersey homeIs there anything tape can’t fix? This techie used it to defeat the SunMillions of mobile phones come pre-infected with malware, say researchersTough Euro crackdown on AI use passes key voteUK cops score legal win in EncroChat snooping opWHITEPAPERSCritical Considerations When Choosing Your Security Awareness Training VendorWAAP Buying GuideFuture Proof Your VMware Infrastructure With Nutanix’s Multi Vendor and Migration Strategies | Slide DeckThe Forrester Wave™: Security Awareness and Training Solutions, Q1 2022Audi Future-Proofs Tech Vision and App Innovation with NGINX {* The Week's top Headlines *} 12 May 2023 Owner of 'magic spreadsheet' tried to stay in the Lotus position until forced to Excel Sometimes legacy systems must be preserved to safeguard a vital function. This was not one of those times 117 Comments Brexit Britain looks to French company to save crumbling borders and immigration tech Building a wall… of code 147 Comments The world of work is broken and it's Microsoft's fault Employees are wasting literal days on meetings and email – but in rides AI like a knight in shining armor, right? 49 Comments BOFH: Ah. Company-branded merch. So much better than a bonus Is your hair on fire or is it just that lovely Spring sunshine? 21 Comments Ubuntu 23.04 welcomes three more flavors, but hamburger menus leave a bad taste Official Cinnamon, Edubuntu reborn, and an updated Kylin 38 Comments Dell reneges on remote work promise, tells staff to wear pants at least 3 days a week Some say return to the office is a soft layoff, others blame Gen Z 94 Comments EU-US Privacy Framework could make life easier for a data biz, if it survives But what about the Brits? A lawyer gives their take on the privacy minefield 17 Comments Microsoft can't stop injecting Copilot AI into every corner of its app empire Teams gets a bot, OneNote gets a bot, PowerPoint gets a bot, Outlook gets a bot, everybody* gets a bot! 58 Comments India calls for all mobile phones to include FM radios Where feature phones remain prevalent, Spotify is not an option and the 'net is little use in an emergency 45 Comments YouTube's 'Ad blockers not allowed' pop-up scares the bejesus out of netizens Just a small experiment – for now? 146 Comments The Hubble Space Telescope is sinking! Two startups want to save it for free But it's up to NASA to approve a rescue mission. Cue Aerosmith 21 Comments Open source AI makes modern PCs relevant, and subscriptions seem shabby Why sign up for ChatGPT when LLaMA and a multicore beast can do as well? 26 Comments Activists gatecrash Capita's AGM to protest GPS tracking contract Outsourcer asked to take 'principled stance' 1 Comments EU's Cyber Resilience Act contains a poison pill for open source developers The road to hell is paved with good intentions 5 Comments Microsoft puts the freeze on employee salaries, CEO pay still as hot as ever Despite billions of dollars in profit, Satya Nadella points to those pesky 'macroeconomic uncertainties' 23 Comments Alien rock causes cosmic disturbance in New Jersey home Potential meteorite excites everyone but the insurance company 28 Comments Is there anything tape can’t fix? This techie used it to defeat the Sun In cloudy Yorkshire, a ray of light can become the enemy 26 Comments Millions of mobile phones come pre-infected with malware, say researchers The threat is coming from inside the supply chain 26 Comments Tough Euro crackdown on AI use passes key vote It's a familiar story: Legislation versus rapidly evolving technology 4 Comments UK cops score legal win in EncroChat snooping op But tribunal punts on whether data was intercepted in transit 5 Comments WHITEPAPERS Critical Considerations When Choosing Your Security Awareness Training Vendor How Do You Set Yourself and Your Organization Up for Success? WAAP Buying Guide End-to-End Protection for Apps, APIs, and Infrastructure Future Proof Your VMware Infrastructure With Nutanix’s Multi Vendor and Migration Strategies | Slide Deck Whatever your future plans for your Virtual Infrastructure, Nutanix can help you determine a transition plan that fits your future needs. 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