news The Week’s top Headlines Friday May 31 alisa May 31, 2024 4 min read Hi tiatira com | Log in Table of Contents {* The Week's top Headlines *}A thump with the pointy end of a screwdriver will fix this server! What could possibly go wrong?Why RISC-V must get its messaging right on open standard vs open sourceBy 2030, software developers will be using AI to cut their workload 'in half'We polled thousands of IT pros – and sustainability just ain't a priority right nowTape is so dead, 152.9 EB of LTO media shipped last yearThe Reg builds official Lego Artemis and Milky Way setsParliamentarians urge next UK govt to consider ban on smartphones for under-16sWill Windows drive a PC refresh? Everyone's talking about AIMicrosoft's Recall preview doesn't need a Copilot+ PC to runNASA, Boeing opt to fly leaky thruster as-is for first crewed Starliner CST-100 missionPayPal is planning an ad network built off your purchase historyChina shows off machine-gun-toting robot dog and its AI-powered puppyMitsubishi Heavy Industries bets big on small turbines for datacentersIT worker sued over ‘vengeful’ cyber harassment of policeman who issued a jaywalking ticketMulti-day DDoS storm batters Internet ArchiveEndless OS 6: How desktop Linux may look, one dayWindows 11 24H2 might call time on that old NAS under the stairsIT infrastructure scared away potential buyers of struggling e-commerce siteThanks for coming to help. No, we can't say why we called – it's classifiedUK Surface owners can now take misbehaving laptops to CurrysWHITEPAPERSThe Who's Who of IT Admins and How To Secure ThemThe Value of a Cloud-native Application PlatformExpand Your Payment OfferingVisualize and Mitigate Cyber RiskAI Code Security Report {* The Week's top Headlines *} 31 May 2024 A thump with the pointy end of a screwdriver will fix this server! What could possibly go wrong? No, nothing’s broken. I’m just working under this desk for … reasons 108 Comments Why RISC-V must get its messaging right on open standard vs open source It's the difference between export limits on specific chips – and a problematic blanket ban 59 Comments By 2030, software developers will be using AI to cut their workload 'in half' Prepare for the HyperAssistant of the future, maybe 96 Comments We polled thousands of IT pros – and sustainability just ain't a priority right now The planet can wait, pal, we've got other problems 81 Comments Tape is so dead, 152.9 EB of LTO media shipped last year Blame AI. No, seriously 99 Comments The Reg builds official Lego Artemis and Milky Way sets Raking a talon through piles of plastic parts in search of holiday fun 52 Comments Parliamentarians urge next UK govt to consider ban on smartphones for under-16s Digital age of consent at 13 not even enforced, committee finds 80 Comments Will Windows drive a PC refresh? Everyone's talking about AI As Lenovo says it'll cram hybrid AI into multiple devices, CIOs and analysts remain unconvinced 66 Comments Microsoft's Recall preview doesn't need a Copilot+ PC to run Just because you could doesn't mean you should 50 Comments NASA, Boeing opt to fly leaky thruster as-is for first crewed Starliner CST-100 mission Will Boeing's Padstayer become Padleaver on June 1? 63 Comments PayPal is planning an ad network built off your purchase history You are the product, after all 75 Comments China shows off machine-gun-toting robot dog and its AI-powered puppy Training exercises test suitability for both reconnaissance and lethal kinetic action 75 Comments Mitsubishi Heavy Industries bets big on small turbines for datacenters Another endorsement for the theory that on-prem power generation trumps tapping the grid 40 Comments IT worker sued over ‘vengeful’ cyber harassment of policeman who issued a jaywalking ticket His hospital employer also hit with lawsuit for not stepping in sooner 35 Comments Multi-day DDoS storm batters Internet Archive Think this is bad? See what Big Media wants to do to us, warns founder 48 Comments Endless OS 6: How desktop Linux may look, one day An extra-robust, novice-friendly distro, with local apps, that's not ChromeOS 15 Comments Windows 11 24H2 might call time on that old NAS under the stairs Avoidance of evil intent means required SMB signing and no more guest fallback 31 Comments IT infrastructure scared away potential buyers of struggling e-commerce site Whatever gear storied cycling site Wiggle used didn't propel it to a successful sale after the biz hit bumps 12 Comments Thanks for coming to help. No, we can't say why we called – it's classified Working under a cone of silence isn't easy if you get smart 49 Comments UK Surface owners can now take misbehaving laptops to Currys Tell us what's worse Reg readers: Microsoft support or taking your broken hardware into one of those stores 10 Comments WHITEPAPERS The Who's Who of IT Admins and How To Secure Them On-Demand Webinar The Value of a Cloud-native Application Platform On-Demand Webinar Expand Your Payment Offering Give consumers the power to pay how they want. Visualize and Mitigate Cyber Risk Empowering CISOs with SHQ Response AI Code Security Report AI Code, Security, and Trust This email was sent to gjjtuyu768@gmail.com You can update your preferences or unsubscribe Situation Publishing Ltd, 315 Montgomery Street, 9th & 10th Floors, San Francisco, CA 94104, USA The Register and its contents are Copyright © 2024 Situation Publishing. All rights reserved. Privacy Policy Chat read-only to anonymous users. 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